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| A Moment of Passion | ||||||
| Read the story FIRST ------- then open the picture: They were alone in the house. It was a cold, dark stormy night. The storm had come up quickly and each time the thunder boomed he watched her jump. She looked across the room and admired his strong appearance and
wished that he would take her in his arms, comfort her, protect her from the
storm, she wanted that.... then the power went out. She screamed. He raced
to the sofa where she was cowering. He did not hesitate to pull her into his arms. He knew this was a forbidden union and expected her to pull back. He was surprised when she didn't resist but instead clung to him. The storm raged on... as did their growing passion and there came a moment when each knew that they had to be together. They knew it was wrong, their families would not understand, but.... so consumed in their passion they didn't hear the door or the click of the light switch ... the power was back
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Sky Diving for Dummies
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On his very first sky diving attempt, Oscar leapt from the plane and pulled the rip cord. When the canopy failed to open, he tried his reserve chute, but that didn't work either. Saying a little prayer, he looked down to the ground below. To his amazement, a woman was rocketing up through the air toward him at the same speed he was falling. | "Hey, do you know anything about parachutes?" Oscar shouted desperately as they passed each other. "No," she answered. "Do you know anything about gas grills?" Reader's Digest July 2001 - submitted by John A. Lynch
Church Records
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At a wedding I attended, the priest called for a moment of silence to remember the faithful dead. As the church grew quiet, a little boy sitting in front of me turned to his father and said excitedly, "Dad, you have some of their albums!"
| Reader's Digest July 2001 - submitted by Bill Radvansky
What is Butt Dust?
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What, you ask, is "Butt Dust"? Read on and you'll discover the joy in a
Childs sincere originality. No adult is this creative!!
| JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: "Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and One for cold milk?" MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she Was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, "If you don't Remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six." STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night. "I love you so Much that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window." BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in Vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom Explained it was a child-proof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: "How does it know it's me?" SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. "Please don't Give me this juice again," she said, "It makes my teeth cough." DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: "How much do I cost?" MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and Kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: "Why is he whispering in her mouth?" CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his Mom asked What was troubling him, he replied, "I don't know what'll happen with this Bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in?" JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: "The man Named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife Looked back and was turned to salt." Concerned, James asked: "What Happened to the flea?" TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather Wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then Asked, "Why doesn't your skin fit your face?" And my personal favorite.................. The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget.... This particular Sunday: "Dear Lord," the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven And a rapturous look on his upturned face. "Without you, we are but Dust..." He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient Daughter who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in Her shrill little four year old girl voice, "Mom, what is butt dust?" |